Author Topic: which is worse? (Read 41641 times)

« **Reply #240 on:** May 23, 2007, 05:21:59 pm »

Breaking wind

Spilling beetroot over your brand new white dress/shirt or

carrying an unwrapped tunnocks tea cake in your pocket all day?

smurfboy · « **Reply #241 on:** May 23, 2007, 06:15:10 pm »

Spilling beetroot

Accidentally swallowing a fly or leaving your flies undone?

« **Reply #242 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:02:10 pm »

Accidentally swallowing a fly.

Drinking two litre bottles of coke straight after a huge pizza or

eating a pound of gorgonzola cheese followed by a full bag of Licquorice Allsorts?

smurfboy · « **Reply #243 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:38:49 pm »

The gorgonzola

A cursed frogurt or a Fisherman's Friend?

« **Reply #244 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:11:08 am »

The first one, whatever it is.

Having Anne Widdecombe sit on your face or
Spending a night in the roughest area of Hartlepool with 'Who Hung the monkey?' printed on your T-shirt?

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #245 on:** May 24, 2007, 03:35:54 pm »

Ann Widdecombe sitting on your face

Being a 50-year-old virgin or owning I love Ann Widdecombe underwear?

« **Reply #246 on:** May 24, 2007, 09:56:05 pm »

I love Anne Widecombe underwear.

Premature ejaculation or not being able to finish the job?

oldspice · « **Reply #247 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:05:19 pm »

Aren't they both the same?

« **Reply #248 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:17:34 pm »

A very erudite observation.

« **Reply #249 on:** June 03, 2007, 09:18:46 am »

Back to the thread:

Being the rear end of a pantomime horse when the person at the front has smelly flatulence or drinking a litre of sunflower oil?

smurfboy · « **Reply #250 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:57:03 pm »

Quote from: oldspice

Aren't they both the same?

No - one means it happens too soon, the other means it doesn't happen at all.

loulou · « **Reply #251 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:58:54 pm »

very well explained smurfy

R0bbie · « **Reply #252 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:39:01 pm »

Drinking a litre of sunflower oil.

The Mackem or the Carrot Cruncher?

oldspice · « **Reply #253 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:53:46 pm »

Neither. The scouse twat is much worse.

loulou · « **Reply #254 on:** June 05, 2007, 06:23:35 pm »

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