Author Topic: which is worse? (Read 41637 times)

smurfboy · « **Reply #225 on:** May 20, 2007, 07:12:31 pm »

Bad speling

A blocked sink or a blocked nose?

loulou · « **Reply #226 on:** May 20, 2007, 07:13:12 pm »

a blocked sink

cheese triangles or baby bel?

smurfboy · « **Reply #227 on:** May 20, 2007, 08:39:27 pm »

Triangles

Mice or lice?

loulou · « **Reply #228 on:** May 20, 2007, 09:22:29 pm »

lice

superglueing your finger to your lip or superglueing your finger to your nose?

« **Reply #229 on:** May 21, 2007, 09:06:32 am »

Supergluing your finger to your nose.

Waking up to find you've gone back in time and it's the year 3000BC or slipping through the time space continum and waking up on Mars?

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #230 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:31:44 am »

Waking up on Mars

Rat poison in your Mars bar or broken glass in your bag of salad leaves?

« **Reply #231 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:54:51 am »

Rat poison in your Mars bar

Listening to Barry Manilow for 24 hours or reading Othello bacwards?

loulou · « **Reply #232 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:55:54 am »

reading Othello backwards

having no milk for your cereal or no butter for your toast?

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #233 on:** May 22, 2007, 12:44:42 pm »

No milk for cereal

Passing your driving test but having no car or having a car but not having passed your driving test?

« **Reply #234 on:** May 22, 2007, 04:19:00 pm »

Having a car without having passed your test.

Pushing a peach stone up your bottom or eating a kiwi fruit skin and all?

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #235 on:** May 22, 2007, 04:35:39 pm »

Eating a kiwi fruit whole

A pregnant lady standing up on a bus or a fat lady sitting crying on a bus because you gave her your seat thinking she was pregnant?

loulou · « **Reply #236 on:** May 22, 2007, 07:52:08 pm »

A pregnant lady standing up on a bus . The other is too funny.

Someones toupee blowing off or someones knickers falling down?

« **Reply #237 on:** May 22, 2007, 08:35:30 pm »

That depends whose knickers they are, but all things being equal toupee blowing off.

Standing up to do a speech at the Queen's birthday and getting a spontaneous priapic erection or wetting yourself on a first date?

loulou · « **Reply #238 on:** May 22, 2007, 08:55:52 pm »

wetting yourself on a first date

breaking an arm or breaking a leg?

smurfboy · « **Reply #239 on:** May 23, 2007, 03:06:18 pm »

A leg

Breaking wind or breaking an egg?

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