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Offline smurfboy

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« Reply #210 on: May 10, 2007, 01:08:09 am »
No sandwich spread (no Marmite would be heaven! Wink )
 

Missing the last bus or missing last orders?
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« Reply #211 on: May 10, 2007, 08:03:41 am »
missing last orders
 

wearing a coat on a very sunny day or not wearing a coat and it raining?
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« Reply #212 on: May 10, 2007, 09:05:08 am »
Wearing a coat on a very sunny day
 

Forgetting your umbrella on a rainy day or opening your umbrella on a rainy day only to find out moths have eaten big holes in it?
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« Reply #213 on: May 10, 2007, 11:34:44 am »
opening your umbrella on a rainy day only to find out moths have eaten big holes in it

Falling into a patch of brambles or falling naked into a patch of nettles?
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« Reply #214 on: May 10, 2007, 01:11:16 pm »
Naked into nettles.
 

Chicken pox or shingles?
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« Reply #215 on: May 10, 2007, 02:31:30 pm »
Shingles

Naff chocolate or no chocolate?

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« Reply #216 on: May 10, 2007, 04:03:35 pm »
Naff chocolate. ( the good stuff is worth waiting for)
 

Doing a 10,000 piece jigsaw to find one piece is missing or climbing to the top of Ben Nevis to find you've forgot all your snap and drink?
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« Reply #217 on: May 11, 2007, 09:32:12 am »
Jigsaw piece missing
 

Doing a parachute jump but your parachutes don't open, or going to do a parachute jump but your plane crashes before you've had a chance to jump out?
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« Reply #218 on: May 11, 2007, 10:07:37 pm »
Doing a parachute jump but your parachutes don't open.
 

Feeding the dog catmeat or feeding the cat dogmeat?
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« Reply #219 on: May 18, 2007, 03:57:45 pm »
feeding the cat dogmeat
 

being marooned somewhere without any food and having to...

eat your own arm to stay alive OR eat your friend to stay alive?
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« Reply #220 on: May 20, 2007, 11:48:08 am »
Eat your own arm to stay alive...just.

Ringing for a escort/rentboy to come round to your house only to find it's your daughter/son. or

arranging for Tina O'Brien to come round to your house in her school uniform, only to find out that there's been a big mix up and it's actually Paul O'Brien.
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« Reply #221 on: May 20, 2007, 01:02:12 pm »

Accidentally ordering your child as an escort Dead


Finding out your wife is actually a tin of spam or finding out your first-born child is actually a genetically modified tomato?
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« Reply #222 on: May 20, 2007, 01:21:36 pm »
LOLLOLLOLLOL

How can I answer that??  Genetically modified tomato I think..

having Jade Goody's brains or Andrew Loyd Webber's looks?




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« Reply #223 on: May 20, 2007, 01:46:01 pm »
Ooh, tough one... I could cope with Lloyd's looks if I had his money too LOL
 

A flesh-eating virus or that fog that turns people inside out?
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« Reply #224 on: May 20, 2007, 07:04:30 pm »
Fog that turns people inside out.

Misuse of apostrophe's or bad speling?
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