Worst ever song lyrics

[oldspice]

I am very interested in song lyrics and have built up a collection of the very best and the very worst.  When looking for very bad lyrics, I ignore intentionally bad lyrics and go for ones that were supposed to be good but are terrible.

 

Here are my two favourite worst sets of lyrics:

 

Extract from I Did What I Did For Maria: (Tony Christie)

 

Sunrise, this is the last day that I'll ever see

Out in the court yard they're ready for me,

But I go to my Lord with no fear,

Cos I did what I did for Maria.

 

As I rode into town, all the shutters were down

Cos they knew I had come, with my hand on my gun,

And revenge in my heart for Maria,

I did what I did for Maria.

 

Extract from Teen Angel

 

That fateful night our car was stalled

Up on the rail road track,

I pulled you out and we were safe .....

But you went running back!

 

 

[Forth Bridges]

I like that tony song 

[oldspice]

It's about a man who was executed for killing the man who raped and killed his wife! In the 70s people used to politely dance round their handbags andwiggle their bodies to that macabre tale!

 

I love the line They knew I had come, with my hand on my gun!

[Forth Bridges]

I think its upbeat happy song 

also I think it the best out of the 4 song he head in the top 5 !

[wjp666]

east 17, 'steam':

 

"outside it's rainin', but inside it's wet!"

 

genius.

[Forth Bridges]

Blobbly, oh MR blobby  

[smurfboy]

A classic line from 'Touch Me' by Samantha Fox - 'Like a tramp in the night, I was begging for you'!

[oldspice]

I think its upbeat happy song 

also I think it the best out of the 4 song he head in the top 5 !

 

Up beat? His wife dies, he kills his wife's killer, then he dies! 

 

Take an eye for an eye

And a life for a life

For somebody must die

For the death of my wife

 

What in God's name do you call a down beat song?

[smurfboy]

'Zippedee Doo-Dah'?

[Forth Bridges]

I hate Westlife songs! 

[smurfboy]

[Scarlet Passion]

Home, home on the range,

where the deer and the antelope play.

Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word,

and the skies are not cloudy all day.

 

How awful is that?

 

[Forth Bridges]

oldspice I'm not sure....

but I actually like that I did what i did marai song

[oldspice]

Well, you're entitled to like it! Don't worry about what I think. Who am I to deprive you of  anything?

[Forth Bridges]

I thourgh it nice that some one would go to THAT lenght to prove there love for someone else. and that he would died in the process to make it clear to the world of his beliefs
( in a good way not those stupid ppl that blow them self up but for love and happynees #)