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Offline Cherry_Ripe

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« on: March 09, 2007, 09:39:17 am »
You know you're living in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2007, 09:53:05 am »
Quote from: Cherry_Ripe
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

 

LOL

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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2007, 02:12:13 pm »
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I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2007, 02:56:58 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2007, 03:18:12 pm »
What's wrong, 623?

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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2007, 03:38:47 pm »
LOLClapLOL

Oh dear, I can actually relate to many of those!
 

And now for the shocking truth ... Embarrassed ... I've actually done No. 6!! LOL

 

 

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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2007, 04:04:08 pm »
Horribly true! LOL
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2007, 04:36:18 pm »
I don;lt found them funny Unhappy

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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2007, 09:36:19 am »
You know when you're living in 2007 when the judges want to reduce the length of prison sentence for murder.

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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2007, 12:07:21 pm »

Wink sad but true.


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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2007, 06:43:12 pm »
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You know when you're living in 2007 when the judges want to reduce the length of prison sentence for murder.

 

Reduce it to what?

 

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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2007, 06:53:55 pm »
you its 2007: when you got a chance of winning 10 only if you phone a TV station after 100 times each call costing 34 each 

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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2007, 07:13:24 pm »
lol very good.
 

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

 

^#4. made me want to add, instant messaging some one in the same house as you. I do that Embarrassed I often IM downstairs from up. ..Like, stick the kettle on Tongue

 

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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2007, 11:47:21 pm »
I do that too - and I live in a flat! Embarrassed
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2007, 03:32:29 am »
Shame on you GC! LOL My sister texts my mom asking her to bring up a cup of tea, but she's a right lazy cow. Wink
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