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« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2007, 08:12:24 am »

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You know that and I know that but Kerry likes to think her version of events is true. It's the cocaine caffuffling her tiny brain.


 All the processed Iceland food probably didn't help! I bet their food still contains trans fats.


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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2007, 08:20:29 am »

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Her baby is due in april.


Kerry Katona had her baby early ... another girl. The baby, Heidi Elizabeth, weighed 5lb.

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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2007, 07:20:06 pm »
She fought with her new husband on their wedding night and has told the papers she's living in fear of another divorce. Why would you want to broadcast that to the nation?
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« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2007, 10:05:22 pm »

Money?

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« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2007, 10:10:22 pm »
I rang Hello and OK to tell them about my reoccuring corn on my right foot and they offered me no money.
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« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2007, 10:11:25 pm »


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« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2007, 10:14:10 pm »

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I rang Hello and OK to tell them about my reoccuring corn on my right foot and they offered me no money.


Some people just don't recognise a top news story when they see one.

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« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2007, 10:15:17 pm »
Try Bizarre magazine lou. 

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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2007, 10:19:47 pm »
Before or after I've tried Now, Closer, Heat, Grazia, Take a break, womans own and peoples friend?
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« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2007, 10:20:57 pm »
Go for them all. More publicity the better. 

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« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2007, 10:23:32 pm »
I'm scanning my foot as we speak.
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« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2007, 10:23:59 pm »


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« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2007, 10:20:58 pm »
I read today that Kerry's ex husband Brian married Delta 2 weeks ago in a secret ceremony.
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« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2007, 08:17:41 am »
I still think it's funny he changed his name from Bryan to Brian.

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« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2007, 08:58:07 am »
Why did he do that?