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Offline loulou

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« on: February 12, 2007, 10:30:27 pm »
A horse gets new shoes every 5 weeks and although they don't really look that painful when they are being put on I wonder why they don't just make them sort  of nice wooly socks like Totes but stronger with a non slip bottom.
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 10:34:06 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 10:34:43 pm »
Strolling this is a serious subject.
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 10:41:59 pm »
I just can't help seeing all those horses in non slip totes toasties ... in various shades of course

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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 10:42:45 pm »
I bet you make a lot of money being a blacksmith 

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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 10:46:01 pm »
Not as much as the person selling the horse socks. I'd want pink ones if I had a horse.
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 10:50:14 pm »
Ahh, but if horses wore totes toasties then you would never hear that clip clop sound .... unless they had a few blakeys in them

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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 10:53:04 pm »
I can solve that problem. when they are going for a walk we sellotape some coconut shell to the bottom of the socks.
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 10:56:40 pm »
 what can I say? The whole idea is growing on me though

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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2007, 10:59:17 pm »
Do you think I should put something together and go on Dragons Den and ask for investment? Obviously I won't get a real horse up those stairs but I have plans to ask Smurfy and GC to wear a horse costume.
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2007, 11:04:57 pm »
 absolutley!

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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 11:54:00 pm »

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Do you think I should put something together and go on Dragons Den and ask for investment? Obviously I won't get a real horse up those stairs but I have plans to ask Smurfy and GC to wear a horse costume.


I'm being the front end!

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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2007, 11:55:16 pm »

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I can solve that problem. when they are going for a walk we sellotape some coconut shell to the bottom of the socks.


This is slightly reminiscent of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  Did anyone see the South Bank Show last night?  I must go and see Spamalot.

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« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2007, 10:29:06 am »

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Not as much as the person selling the horse socks. I'd want pink ones if I had a horse.


In the old days poultry had to be walked from Norfolk to London for slaughter and the birds were given little socks to wear for the walk.


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« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2007, 09:14:22 pm »
That's so cute but a shame they were having their feet kept warm for slaughter.
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