your private dancer, A dancer for money

[Forth Bridges]

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the
same
You don`t look at their faces
And you don`t ask
their names
You don`t think of them as human
You don`t
think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

[chorus]
I`m
your private dancer
A dancer for money
I`ll do what
you want me to do
I`m your private dancer
A dancer for
money
And any old music will do

I want to make a
million dollars
I want to live out by the sea
Have a
husband and some children
Yeah i guess i want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the
same
You don`t look at their faces
And you don`t ask
their names

[chorus x2]

Deutschmarks or
dollars
American express will do nicely - thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you want to see
the shimmy again

[loulou]

And what is your point?

[kevvosa]

I think the point is that there is no point. 

[loulou]

"Waterloo"

My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself

Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo

My, my, I tried to hold you back but you were stronger
Oh yeah, and now it seems my only hope is giving up the fight
And how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose

Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo

So how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose -

Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo

[kevvosa]

Just think of Jim from The Vicar Of Dibley when you read these:


Kn..kno...kn..knowing me, kno...kno...kno...knowing you (ah-haa)
There is nothing we can do
Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
We just have to face it, this time were through
(this time were through, this time were through
This time were through, were really through)
Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go
(I have to go this time
I have to go, this time I know)
Knowing me, knowing you
Its the best I can do

Memries (memries), good days (good days), bad days (bad days)
Theyll be (theyll be), with me (with me) always (always)
In these old familiar rooms children would play
Now theres only emptiness, nothing to say

[Velvet Darkness]

I like this game.

Come To Me.

Your life is the same.
Day after day.
Everything that you do,
you do the same old way.
I can show you the world
in a different light.
Keep your heart to yourself
give your soul to the night.

Come to me
when you're lonely.
Come to me
when you need something new.
Come to me
when you're restless.
'cause' I've got something just for you.
Just for you.

[Forth Bridges]

I think the point is that there is no point. 

weel you may have betty davis eye But see you not a private dancer!

[kevvosa]

[Cherry_Ripe]

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took and us holding hands

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

[loulou]

Cherry wins the prize for funniest song.

[Forth Bridges]

[Velvet Darkness]

[kevvosa]

[loulou]

Going back to the original post I wonder how many of you would dance for money?

[kevvosa]

Depends how much, doesn't it?