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« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2007, 07:03:10 am »

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I'm not writing about her.   She reads all my stories and she likes them.   They turn her on.


You mean she's old enough to read?

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« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2007, 07:17:49 am »
  
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You mean she's old enough to read?



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« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2007, 07:42:16 am »
  It's incredible how sophisticated they can make inflatables these days.
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« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2007, 07:51:49 am »
Oldspice and GC have woken up in very witty moods today.
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« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2007, 08:03:52 am »

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...Give me the woman who's reading the BBC news Now!


Was it Mishal Husain?



She also did that spelling programme with Eamon Holmes last year.


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« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2007, 09:54:49 am »


According to Bounty women also say things like this:

'Well Mr Andrews, I think you've passed the oral examination. Now I think you should fill my cavity.'


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« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2007, 11:23:28 am »
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« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2007, 11:43:36 am »
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...Give me the woman who's reading the BBC news Now!


Was it Mishal Husain?



She also did that spelling programme with Eamon Holmes last year.



That's her.  Yummy!


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« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2007, 08:14:12 pm »

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According to Bounty women also say things like this:

'Well Mr Andrews, I think you've passed the oral examination. Now I think you should fill my cavity.'


God, does he read saucy post cards for inspiration?

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« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2007, 10:02:24 pm »
It's like the outtakes from a Carry on film.
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« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2007, 10:16:35 pm »
Or 'Are You Being Served?'