Author Topic: Velvet Darkness  (Read 3959 times)

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« on: January 13, 2007, 09:19:30 pm »
can you receive PMs yet?

Bounty.

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2007, 10:47:48 pm »
Velvet save yourself from pain and say no.
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2007, 11:38:27 pm »
I want to send her a naughty story.  I watched a programme about Tourettes last night.  Apparently we have a heightened sense of awareness.  I think I have an unusually vivid imagination but never put it down to my Tourettes.


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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2007, 07:36:00 am »
What No naughty story for ME bounty,

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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2007, 10:51:37 am »
Oh god Bounty has found another victim. When will it end?


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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2007, 11:36:35 am »
623, I doubt you would appreciate my stories.  I tend not to show them to men as in the past it has made them feel very embarrassed.  However, with the exception of a few members of this forum, I have had nothing but praise and positive comments, from female friends and colleagues.  It is my experience that these stories are more stimulating for women who normally don't like porn, as they are less aroused by visual images.  The stories allow them to use their imagination.  I have just written my hottest yet and wanted to share it with VD.

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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2007, 04:06:47 pm »
If they're so good why don't you publish them? Move over Jackie Collins..

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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2007, 04:29:07 pm »
What makes you think VD needs a mucky story to stimulate her sexually? Most women think those sort of stories are funny and about as sexually arousing as a session with Postman Pat.
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2007, 07:41:11 pm »
I intend to get it published but it's a very narrow sub-genre.  Oldspice you are totally wrong.  I just think you have a limited imagination sexually and don't see the bigger picture with my stories.

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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2007, 08:54:02 pm »
How many times a week does bounty mention his naughty stories?
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 12:11:23 am »

Considering the nature of the conversation, I really wish Bounty would stop calling Velvet 'VD'

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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 06:48:02 am »

Quote from: bounty hunter
I intend to get it published but it's a very narrow sub-genre. Oldspice you are totally wrong. I just think you have a limited imagination sexually and don't see the bigger picture with my stories.


I have a limited imagination sexually?


When you have a partner for over twenty five years, you don't need to rely on imagination or words to stimulate you. You have the real thing to share in which ever way you wish but you keep it private.

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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2007, 07:42:11 am »
Fair enough and I am genuinely pleased for you but I still like to do it AND write about it!  I can't help having naughty thoughts.

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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2007, 08:48:44 am »
I think we should slap a gagging order on bounty. Lou can do the honors 

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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2007, 08:49:40 am »

Quote from: smurfboy

Considering the nature of the conversation, I really wish Bounty would stop calling Velvet 'VD'



I was thinking that too - VD sounds dodgy and disrespectful.