I laughed at that one too!
Here are my favourite Corrie characters:
Eileen, Sean, Emily, Blanche, Ken, Cilla (cos she's so panto wicked!),
Fizz, Chesney, Vera & Jack, Norris and many more
The ones I'd like to nuke are:
David Platt (who does his hair?), Adam (son of Mike - who does his hair???), Kevin (Zzzzzzzzz), Gail (who does her hair??), that thing Liz is currently shacked up with - Vernon? (who does his hair and eye make-up?) and finally Ashley (alias Orville).