Author Topic: Ask Bounty (Read 4097 times)

« **on:** December 04, 2006, 11:22:13 am »

Do you have a problem? Ask Bounty and I will try to offer you helpful advice. Please don't make posts too long or convoluted and don't ask anything of a sexual nature.

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2006, 11:30:34 am »

Not a problem as such but here goes:

I have to buy a £5 secret santa gift for a new guy at work. I know almost nothing about him since he started today. He's fairly short, tanned looking, he's 21 years old tops, and he is originally from Ipswich.

What do I buy him?

kevvosa · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2006, 01:49:37 pm »

How do I make chocolate at home?

wjp666 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2006, 02:42:16 pm »

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

loulou · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2006, 02:53:18 pm »

Does my bum look big in this?

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:12:38 pm »

If 45 workmen take 6 hours to dig a gas pipe and fill it out,

and 35 take 9 hours to do the same job

the Q: is how does it take to fill up the keltes to the give them a tea break every 3 Quater per 2 hourrs!

« **Reply #6 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:21:15 pm »

Quote from: Cherry_Ripe

Not a problem as such but here goes:

I have to buy a £5 secret santa gift for a new guy at work. I know almost nothing about him since he started today. He's fairly short, tanned looking, he's 21 years old tops, and he is originally from Ipswich.

What do I buy him?

Cherry, I think you should go for some aftershave, or maybe Lynx.

« **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:22:52 pm »

Quote from: kevvosa

How do I make chocolate at home?

Quite a tricky one, you're best to buy some CDM, melt it down and pour it into moulds. You'll think you're making your own.

« **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:23:31 pm »

Quote from: wjp666

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About 180 grammes

« **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:23:57 pm »

Quote from: loulou

Does my bum look big in this?

No, it looks nice and I want to kiss it.

« **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:25:58 pm »

Quote from: 623058

If 45 workmen take 6 hours to dig a gas pipe and fill it out,

and 35 take 9 hours to do the same job

the Q: is how does it take to fill up the keltes to the give them a tea break every 3 Quater per 2 hourrs!

It depends on the size of the keltes

loulou · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:30:43 pm »

When I bake a fruit cake why do all the cherries sink to the bottom?

« **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:42:22 pm »

What sort of cherries are you using? You could try to add a little milk to the cake mixture this will make the mix less cherry-permeable and you should find they stay where you want them. Also fold in the eggs a little bit more slowly

kevvosa · « **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:49:09 pm »

What is the best way to get rid of tobacco smells?

goldencup · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2006, 04:14:55 pm »

How many beans make five?

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