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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2006, 11:33:28 am »
Get some Bonjella lou. 

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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2006, 02:49:24 pm »
Is anyone else completely in love with those cute little critters off the Orange advert? The ones who sing 'let me call you sweetheart'?
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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2006, 02:54:13 pm »
yep lol, we were talking about them last night at home, how can they be so cute when they are plastic

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« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2006, 03:00:28 pm »

Quote from: loulou
I've been watching Celebrity Scissorhands and no way would I let Steve Strange cut my hair.


 


im watching live feed now and he is currently trying to back comb some poor womans hair


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« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2006, 04:14:43 pm »
Backcombing ruins your hair.
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« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2006, 06:04:26 pm »

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Is anyone else completely in love with those cute little critters off the Orange advert? The ones who sing 'let me call you sweetheart'?


 


Oh Yes! I don't usually like ads but these are adorable!

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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2006, 06:59:21 pm »

 


 


Is it just me but has anyone wondered why it says on bottles of lucazade etc open by hand what else am I going to use my foot?? Or what happens to the creepy crawleys and other animals used for the bush tucker trails on I am a celebrity get me out of here! are they just all killed off that would be cruel.  Sorry thats my rant over answers on the back of a postcard please only joking ! 


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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2006, 07:08:28 pm »
I used to use nutcrackers to open stuck bottle tops.
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« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2006, 07:10:45 pm »

 


 


Good Idea


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« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2006, 10:12:12 pm »

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Backcombing ruins your hair.


But extremely useful if you only have 3 hairs.

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« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2006, 06:52:54 am »

Apparently, this was the slogan for a bread company based in Kings Lyn, Norfolk:


We have been in bread for two hundred years


If you know anything about Kings Lyn, you'll know why it's funny.


 

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« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2006, 08:54:04 am »
I saw the scissorhands thing yesterday and they had the Chuckle Brothers on. The guy trimming Pauls tash looked so nervous and nearly stuck the scissors up his nose! It was painful to watch. 

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« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2006, 12:43:26 pm »
Enya is on Loose Women and doesn't seem to have aged a day since 1988.
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« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2006, 02:57:17 pm »
It's freezing.
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« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2006, 05:19:03 pm »
I just found out someone I've been flirting with online is only 17. I feel ashamed
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