Author Topic: General tosh (Read 21183 times)

loulou · « **Reply #135 on:** December 02, 2006, 11:18:10 pm »

I would never wait that long. I would have got up and left.

kevvosa · « **Reply #136 on:** December 02, 2006, 11:19:58 pm »

Well we were starving and everywhere in town was packed out!

loulou · « **Reply #137 on:** December 02, 2006, 11:20:42 pm »

Should have filled up on nuts and crisps and went home and cooked.

kevvosa · « **Reply #138 on:** December 02, 2006, 11:22:44 pm »

That reminds me, where they had the nuts it said "nuts and muffs".

loulou · « **Reply #139 on:** December 02, 2006, 11:25:19 pm »

What's muffs?

kevvosa · « **Reply #140 on:** December 02, 2006, 11:26:12 pm »

It's a name for a ladies bit if you know what I mean.

loulou · « **Reply #141 on:** December 02, 2006, 11:26:49 pm »

So they sell nuts and ladies bits?

kevvosa · « **Reply #142 on:** December 02, 2006, 11:29:19 pm »

Didn't see, but yes I'm sure they sell ladies bits

smurfboy · « **Reply #143 on:** December 03, 2006, 03:38:03 pm »

Quote from: kevvosa

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I bought a slab of plum chocolate (not something you see every day!) from Home Bargains yesterday and it was a mere 29p!

Was it nice? I must look out for that one.

I've only had one square so far as I'm not sure if I like it yet. Perhaps I should go and have another square now, purely as a test

smurfboy · « **Reply #144 on:** December 04, 2006, 12:12:57 am »

If you type the word 'f**kwit' into Google, the first result is a biography of John Prescott

loulou · « **Reply #145 on:** December 04, 2006, 01:01:05 am »

How did you discover that?

oldspice · « **Reply #146 on:** December 04, 2006, 06:49:53 am »

The same way several of my younger students (male) discovered that 'knob' is in the dictionary!

« **Reply #147 on:** December 04, 2006, 07:52:24 am »

The Hungarian for gaiters is mizsli.

smurfboy · « **Reply #148 on:** December 04, 2006, 07:36:37 pm »

Quote from: loulou

How did you discover that?

Carole Malone told me to do it.

kevvosa · « **Reply #149 on:** December 05, 2006, 01:13:40 pm »

If you buy 2 packs of Cadbury Fingers you will get 2 free in Morrisons at the moment. They have white choc, double choc, mint choc and milk choc flavours.

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Author Topic: General tosh (Read 21183 times)