Imagine if men wrote in to agony columns...
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
What could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on
me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home,
but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as
if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't
in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was
and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone
again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think
deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to park my
motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a
good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment,
crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my
engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?
Thanks,
Bob
