Author Topic: maze (Read 2962 times)

loulou · « **on:** September 10, 2006, 11:33:20 pm »

David and Victoria Beckham are building a £300,000 love maze in their back garden. Aren't they worried they will lose their kids?

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2006, 11:37:08 pm »

that might be the idea for the afternoon

kevvosa · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2006, 11:38:48 pm »

What is a 'love maze'? Does Victoria have to hide and when David finds her they make love?

loulou · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2006, 11:42:19 pm »

They say it is in the figure of 8 and is supposed to show their love is never ending (or some rubbish like that).

kevvosa · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:26:58 am »

David says he thinks that Victoria is the most sensual woman in the world.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:27:55 am »

she got to be with all those affiars he had what a male tart called

loulou · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:31:24 am »

Close friends of the Beckhams say David insisted Victoria got her hair cut, told her to lose the fake tan and the fake nails and gain a stone in weight.

kevvosa · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:32:50 am »

From what I heard Victoria got the haircut to cheer David up after he resigned and it drives him wild.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:33:57 am »

yay drived him wild right of his house

loulou · « **Reply #9 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:34:19 am »

It looks a mess. I read David said there was nothing worse than getting your fingers tangled in extensions.

Freddie · « **Reply #10 on:** September 11, 2006, 02:14:53 am »

Quote from: loulou

They say it is in the figure of 8 and is supposed to show their love is never ending (or some rubbish like that).

it's more likely that it's the sign for infinity..which basically means..unlimited..

i'm sure i could come up with something better for that kind of money..if i had it that is...

wjp666 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 11, 2006, 05:37:01 am »

not much of a maze then, is it?

loulou · « **Reply #12 on:** September 11, 2006, 10:20:20 am »

Anything more complicated and D and V would lose themselves.

Jamsi · « **Reply #13 on:** September 11, 2006, 10:28:32 am »

They are probably building a "Love maze" so he can lose her then he won't have to make love to her. It will probably be made out of chocolate trees or something so he can fatten her up a bit.

I wouldn't mind a maze made out of chocolate trees, I'd be lost in there all day. I'd have to have a bed in the middle though so I can have a lie down in between all that chocolate munching

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #14 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:14:45 pm »

In the summer months there is a maze made from maize near me. Also this year I saw a maze made from sunflowers. I would be easy to get through a chocolate maze, you could just eat a hole in the wall and get out

News:

Author Topic: maze (Read 2962 times)