Author Topic: Reason I put on weight (Read 13199 times)

« **on:** January 08, 2005, 03:35:17 pm »

I'm 5' 9" and used to be 16 stones, although i eventuall (with exercise and dieting) got down to 13 stone 4 lb, which I am now.

I put my weight gain down to a present on my 13th birthday, which was a big carton of chocolate, which must have contained about 100 bars, including Double Deckers, Lion Bars, Cabanas and everything. My Mum told me to 'let them last me', but the young Bounty ate them all in about two weeks. Does anyone have any similar stories of excessive chocolate consumption?

I feel podged just thinking about it.

loulou · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2005, 09:34:12 pm »

SO YOU WERE A LITTLE PORKER WERE YOU BOUNTY?

« **Reply #2 on:** January 09, 2005, 12:18:25 pm »

I wouldn't go quite as far as a porker.

Having a girlfriend up the road rather than in Finland is helping too.

loulou · « **Reply #3 on:** January 09, 2005, 06:19:44 pm »

Why. Is she cooking for you?

« **Reply #4 on:** January 09, 2005, 07:27:47 pm »

Yes, and she's a good cook. However I was referring to our frequent and athletic love-making. Twice last night, total 1hr 20 minutes not including foreplay.

Too much information?

« **Reply #5 on:** January 09, 2005, 07:28:23 pm »

Chocadmin, can I have own post editing priveleges please?

loulou · « **Reply #6 on:** January 09, 2005, 08:45:23 pm »

why?

oldspice · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2005, 07:06:22 am »

1 hr 40 mins not including foreplay sounds a bit hard labour to me, even for two rounds.

Bounty, didn't anyone tell you it isn't polite to tell tales out of the bedroom???

« **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2005, 08:44:53 am »

I said 1 hr 20 minutes. 1hr 40mins would have been a bit much. No I had no idea it was rude to speak of bedroom things. it's not like I have gone into any detail, then you might have a point.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2005, 09:45:33 am »

An 1hr and 20 mins does seem a bit long...somewhere in between is nice.

« **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2005, 10:09:08 am »

But that was over two times. She didn't complain I assure you.

Chocolate Button · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2005, 10:17:59 am »

After that length of time it probably felt like you were using a grater ...Why do men think that the longer it goes on the better it is?

« **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2005, 10:54:21 am »

I don't think that. My girlfriend likes it quick sometimes and other times she likes a marathon. It just depends on how satiated she is.

Chocolate Button · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2005, 10:56:04 am »

You are obviously a very considerate lover then...!

smurfboy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2005, 12:09:42 pm »

That's the problem with buying in bulk - it's supposed to save you money, but all that happens is you eat twice as much in the same space of time!

I've lost a pound since New Year's Day, but have started my diet in earnest this week so I'm hoping for a couple more by Saturday.

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Author Topic: Reason I put on weight (Read 13199 times)