Author Topic: More sex please we’re British (Read 16313 times)

« **Reply #60 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:00:32 pm »

You have a point oldspice. Loulou no you wouldn't be a cleaner, you would be keeper of the Toblerone.

loulou · « **Reply #61 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:01:55 pm »

Oldspice don't agree with him just to keep the peace. He has to learn he cannot always be right. I notice he always likes to have the last word too. I f I said I went to Tesco and bought milk tray - £2.99 I am not saying it was minus £2.99 am I?

Bounty is just being picky .

loulou · « **Reply #62 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:02:43 pm »

Quote from: bounty hunter

You have a point oldspice. Loulou no you wouldn't be a cleaner, you would be keeper of the Toblerone.

Bounty I'd rather sweep the streets than work for you.

oldspice · « **Reply #63 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:03:02 pm »

You would have sex in a cupboard? Who do you think you are - Boris Becker? I thought you had more class Bounty.

loulou · « **Reply #64 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:05:48 pm »

No class. Bounty having class -7/10

« **Reply #65 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:12:35 pm »

Quote from: loulou

Oldspice don't agree with him just to keep the peace. He has to learn he cannot always be right. I notice he always likes to have the last word too. I f I said I went to Tesco and bought milk tray - £2.99 I am not saying it was minus £2.99 am I?

Bounty is just being picky .

Thats different, partly beacuse the - is appearing within text and also because it is known by everyone that you cannot have a minus cost of something.
I'm sorry if you don't like it but -10/10 can only mean minus ten out of ten, meaning a very low score.

Oldspice, I might have sex in the cupboard once, but mostly it would be kissing and fondling. I would of course put carpets in the cupboard and some plastic flowers and a painting or something - probably a Renoir.
There would of course also be a generous assortment of chocolates.

loulou · « **Reply #66 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:13:42 pm »

Chocolates-what kind?

« **Reply #67 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:13:51 pm »

7/10 isn't bad Loulou.

loulou · « **Reply #68 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:14:52 pm »

Ok i'm in the cupboard with aveit and the chocolates.

loulou · « **Reply #69 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:15:34 pm »

Plastic flowers are so tacky.

« **Reply #70 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:16:35 pm »

Mars Bars, Malesers, Fruit and Nut, Thornton's continental, Marks and Spencers Swiss chocolates, Marzipan, Toblerone and Galaxy Caramel

« **Reply #71 on:** January 16, 2005, 01:18:27 pm »

No not with Aveit with me. sniff. Real flowers wouldn't photosynthesise in the cupboard. Those realistic-looking ones are OK.

oldspice · « **Reply #72 on:** January 16, 2005, 05:21:36 pm »

Plastic flowers??? You wouldn't woo me with plastic flowers. This is the man who says McDonalds is for chavs! The man who says he feels sorry for people who wear Burberry. And he's in a cupboard having sex, surrounded by plastic flowers.

goldencup · « **Reply #73 on:** January 16, 2005, 05:22:17 pm »

« **Reply #74 on:** January 16, 2005, 05:59:52 pm »

I bought my girlfriend a lovely bunch of fresh flowers yesterday. But of course that was real life.

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