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« on: January 08, 2005, 12:44:25 pm »
I say, let's have more sex on TV.  'Here we go again', I here you say, but it's not what you think.

There's less sex on TV now than there has ever been.  Back in the 70's you could always rely on programmes like Play for Today for some nudity and naughtiness. Nowadays all we get is the odd programme on C5 about the porn industry and it's awfully tacky and not what I want.

I think there's a place in modern Britain for well thought out erotic drama.  I'm talking about real sensuality and sexiness.  The reason women don't like porn is because it's crap and generally portrays the fairer sex as thoughtless, worthless pieces of meat.

I think if someone could produce explicit, but thoughtful, erotic drama the ratings would go through the roof; and if it was done right you'd get as many women tuning in as men.  

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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2005, 05:42:45 pm »
Eurotrash is naughty but classy,

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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2005, 05:56:27 pm »

Anyone seen Nighty Night or Shameless??


The current Dennis Potter season on BBC Four features plenty of sex.

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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2005, 07:05:40 pm »
I've seen Nighty Night.  I am a huge fan of Julia Davis.

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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2005, 09:22:08 pm »
I like Shameless.
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2005, 09:25:52 pm »
Yes, me too. Which one is Robbie, again?

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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2005, 12:09:40 pm »
I'll have to check out BBC4.  Denis Potter was alright for some rumpy pumpy.  Black Eyes with the stunning Gina Bellman was my favourite, especially that bit with ex Play School presenter Colin Jeavons saying, 'spit on me, spit on me'.  great stuff.

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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2005, 07:03:51 am »
Pennies from Heaven is my favourite, follwed by the Singing Detective.
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2005, 08:19:13 am »

Pennies from Heaven is the one where that bird put lipstick on her nipples.  I can't remember any sex in The Singing detective.


I watched the Adult Channel last night. That's the sort of thing I mean.  In some of the shows the women take the lead and it's the men who look stupid.  It's all British made and is definitely an antidote to the normal hardcore drivel. 


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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2005, 08:30:55 am »
I said 1hr 20mins.  No I didn't know it was rude.  I like talking about sex.  Sorry if I offended.

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2005, 02:52:17 pm »
 No offence taken - I just feel for your girlfriend - having her sex life broadcast on the forum!!
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2005, 05:50:01 pm »
I don't like porn. It makes me feel sick. I like my sex to be exciting but clean and private. (ie between my husband an myself - with no on-lookers).
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2005, 12:30:46 pm »

Would everyone care to rate the following positions.  score out of 10. I'll start -


Missionary 6-10 depending.


Doggy 9


Her on top 8


spoons 4


Wheelbarrow 7