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« on: August 20, 2006, 11:06:32 pm »
A man sat on the railway lines and let the metro go over his legs. He has had them amputated from the knee. How did the shock not kill him? I think people who do this should be fined for traumatising the train driver.
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2006, 11:08:03 pm »
in scotladn if you try and comet suuicede and fauil you get fined £50! 

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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2006, 11:08:19 pm »
Yes take him to court. He won't have a leg to stand on.

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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2006, 11:10:06 pm »


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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2006, 11:11:04 pm »
I had to laugh when it said on the news they suspected he was drunk. Of course he is legless now.
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2006, 11:11:27 pm »


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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2006, 11:13:27 pm »
If he is fined, do you think he'll stump up?

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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2006, 11:15:26 pm »
for these bun puns 

do you thikn he'll be abble to hp to it if he get a communty tream


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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2006, 11:28:49 pm »
He will be lucky if he ever gets out of the asylum now.
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2006, 11:30:22 pm »
If he does he is bound to come up short.

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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2006, 11:31:39 pm »
One thing is for sure if the metro people take him to court he won't have a leg to stand on.
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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2006, 11:32:49 pm »
Its been done above.

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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2006, 11:33:42 pm »
Well obviously it was so funny it needed repeating.
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2006, 11:33:50 pm »
Still, he's feetless and fancy-free now.

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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2006, 11:35:00 pm »
dear god