I like Robert too, Lou. Have you been voting for him?
I received my phone bill today. When I voted for Robert at 7.30pm on 21 October the call cost 42p. When I voted on 28 October at a similar time the call cost 68p. What's that all about?
Perhaps (rather than lining Simon Cowell's pockets with vote money) it's better to watch and vote on Strictly Come Dancing instead, at least some of their money goes to Children in Need.