When Jackie speaks she seems to make a sniffle noise as if breathing is difficult and I think that could also be down to the amount of surgery she has had. She married a plastic surgeon so maybe he practices on her.
I know lots of old ladies who are still beautiful. My godmother is 81 and she says use plenty of moisturiser especially in the cold weather and drink lots of water.
I reckon Caprice must be dripping wet by now. She's gonna want shagging into next week by the time she gets out.
Apparently Jackie has decided she wants to get Sly and Brigitte back together as she hates his new wife! Not bad considering she once described Brig as '25% slut'.
Has Capice always been female? I mean, is she a transexual? I am not very well up on celebrities - Who is she? What does she do? (To quote Anne Robinson - what is she for?).