...while playing Cluedo
"Erm I think it was Captain Scarlet in the toilet with the banana"
...while at the bank.
"Good morning sir, we were £100 over on the float last night, we'd like you to have it"
...while watching Big Brother
"Anyway goodnight Pete, I'm off to bed to finish my Wittgenstein"
...while at the opticians.
"The good news is sir, after your eye-test you don't need to buy any new glasses"
In my house at anytime:
Mum, I've washed those dishes that were in the sink and vaccumed the living room. I'm off to strip my bed and clean my room."
The Government really are doing a fantastic job.
...In Starbucks
"would you like to try one of our free muffins sir?"
On Chocolatereview:
"Bounty what a witty and apposite contribution"
At a fashion shoot:
'Yes, she's very attractive, but we shouldn't forget that she's got a greaT personality and a 169 IQ'.
'Chips and a cake please'.
Phyllis:
Hi everyone! I am genuinely pleased to be on the forum contributing in a meaningful and interesting way.
at the train stationWE are plaesed to annouce that all service are running noraml adn on time
Or:
'You're right, it's our fault there are no staff at the ticket office and that the information on the screens is completely wrong. We're very sorry'.
In Parliament:
Tony Blair: "Yes, the right honourable gentlemen is right, we made a real hash of that"
