I went to a school reunion when we all turned 30. I was pregnant at the time. I was horrified to discover tall, slim, athletic, school heart-throb Riki had turned into a fat, balding, boring couch-potato.
Some people hadn't changed at all. One chap, who had been the school bully, took one look at my swollen belly under my smock and remarked "I see someone gave you one at last".
I have not attended another school reunion.