Author Topic: Blanche Hunt (Read 2905 times)

smurfboy · « **on:** August 08, 2006, 02:52:01 pm »

Seeing as the utterly pointless Noreen from Emmerdale got her own thread a few weeks back , I thought it was time to devote one to a true soap legend. Post your favourite Blanche quotes here:

Blanche (to Roy and Hayley): I don't wish to be rude, but you two are weird by anyone's standards! He looks like he should be crayoning something, and a fella is a fella - even if he is wearing women's knickers!

oldspice · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2006, 08:16:28 pm »

I can't remember any off hand but I'll listen out for some on Wednesday.

smurfboy · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2006, 08:45:56 pm »

(After Shelley calls Charlie a cheat, a liar and a bully at the altar): Do you think they wrote their own vows?

oldspice · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2006, 09:00:44 pm »

smurfboy · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:41:20 pm »

'Good looks can be a curse, Deirdre. You and Kenneth ought to count yourselves lucky!'

oldspice · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:44:26 pm »

smurfboy · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:47:19 pm »

From when Liz McDonald was staying at No.1, and left her laundry lying about:

'Ken doesn't want to look at thongs all day - he's an intellectual!'

Liz uses the last of the milk:

'It's like having a giant blue tit in residence!'

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:47:41 pm »

oldspice · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:48:29 pm »

Don't - I'm going to wet myself in a minutes. Do you write them all down??

smurfboy · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:49:15 pm »

I just have an incredible memory for trivial things. It's the important stuff I forget!

oldspice · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:53:02 pm »

One funny thing I heard on Corrie was when they all came back from a funeral (I think it was Ray's) and someone said to Shelly "I'm sorry we left you with a skeleton staff whilst we were at the funeral".

I don't know if they meant it to saound so funny but I was gagging.

smurfboy · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:56:02 pm »

After Deirdre rejected Ken's proposal:

'You want to be careful Deirdre. Ken's only going to go down on one knee so many times - and if you leave it much longer, he won't be able to get back up again!'

oldspice · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2006, 10:56:55 pm »

smurfboy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 09, 2006, 12:34:50 am »

To Rita:

'I'd have thought you'd have more grit about you - you've survived at least one world war'.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #14 on:** August 09, 2006, 12:37:10 am »

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Author Topic: Blanche Hunt (Read 2905 times)