Author Topic: Overheard on the bus (Read 4075 times)

« **on:** December 30, 2004, 08:22:07 am »

Man on mobile phone - " Er no, no you wont be able to get in the front, you'll have to take it up the rear"

goldencup · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2004, 08:32:34 am »

Reminds me of a friend of mine who totally innocently told a delivery man wanting to know where to leave his parcel, "You can stick it up my back passage if you want". She is fairly elderly and nearly died of shame when whe realised what she'd said!

robbie · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2004, 01:09:10 pm »

I heard someone on the bus say 'just two stops please'.

I nearly died laughing.

« **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2004, 01:21:15 pm »

Yes, that is quite funny.

robbie · « **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2004, 01:44:20 pm »

Not as funny as the thought of you drinking Pepsi-Max.

« **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2004, 02:00:51 pm »

Ugh! Give me Scweppes Pink Grapefruit any day.

robbie · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2004, 02:24:06 pm »

Funny you mention that, the 99p store in Liverpool are selling 24 (twenty-four) glass bottles of that for 99p.

Best before end of Jan 05.

I bought 48.

« **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2004, 02:31:33 pm »

We have a £1 store in Nottingham. I like winding the staff up.

Me: 'Excuse me how much is this?' Assistant: 'Er,... it's £1'.

Me: 'How about this'? Assistant: 'Yes, that's a pound too.

Me: 'How much is this then?' Assistant: 'Look it's all £1!!!

robbie · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2004, 02:35:12 pm »

Do you think Des Walker, Neil Webb or Franz Carr could walk around it without getting mobbed?

oldspice · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2004, 04:47:57 pm »

loulou · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2004, 10:20:45 pm »

oldspice · « **Reply #11 on:** December 31, 2004, 09:07:14 am »

That's what I thought. I mean, if we don't know who they are, how can we mob them?

robbie · « **Reply #12 on:** December 31, 2004, 10:24:54 am »

If you were in Nottingham, you would know who they are.

« **Reply #13 on:** December 31, 2004, 11:29:23 am »

Oldspice, Loulou come to Nottingham and you'll know who they are.

oldspice · « **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2004, 03:27:37 pm »

Do they play for Notts Forest?

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