Are you my Auntie Phyllis, who still wears high heels in the winter and called the police when her back door couldn't be unlocked. 999 no less.
You sound like her
Yay, so auntie P when can I come around to yours for tea?
I don't like Merc's think they are over rated, but if you are rich can I have a pink micra convertable, as an auntie who has just forgotton my 30th birthday then I really need to have something to recompense the heartbreak it caused me.
Cheers, nice one, thanks alot.