Enjoy your hols. Where are you going to?
I was in St Andrews today.
Lovely weather and gorgeous white sandy beaches.
Are you wearing your kilt 623?If he is a true Scot he will be wearing it out with what he keeps underneath it!
If he is a true Scot he will be wearing it out with what he keeps underneath it!
A Scotsman goes into a shop and asks for a loaf of bread.
'That'll be 59p', said the young assistant.
The Scotsman lifted up his kilt.
'Oooh', said the young assistant, 'have you got anything smaller?'