Nay
Aftershave?
Depends what kind but I like a man to smell nice
Flower patterned toilet roll?
nay! (i mean what's the bloody point?)
Pennywise The Evil Clown? (tm)
The point is it looks pretty unlike this ugly clown
Trapeze artists?
Scarves?
yay as long as not worn on the head.
apple tart?
Yay
Cheap tarts?
nay
swiss roll?
Being possessed by the spirit of a dead child?
yay! (can see lots of positives in that one!)
...and while we're on the subject...
derek acorah?
Afro wigs?
People who dye their moustaches bright colours like him on x factor?
Roast potatoes?
yay
4 creole earrings in each ear?
Erm... nay
The Bill?