'In hartlepool they get free bananas and the local mayor dreses as a monkey'? Please tell me you didn't write that!
Incidentally, I used to hate school milk. It made me feel sick. That's going back a LONG way.
Nearly all my memories of school are bad ones. I was misunderstood both by teachers and pupils alike.
then the kids paid %p per cartoon thses and it usaly WARM!
I can't make it out, but looks like 96p, which is a lot of money for a bottle of milk.