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« Reply #60 on: July 08, 2006, 12:27:39 am »
Well reply again to be safe.
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« Reply #61 on: July 08, 2006, 12:50:10 am »

'Seventy three, seventy four, seventy five.. eh Bounty, you been at my Maltesers again?!' shouted Loulou. 


'I was peckish', returned Bounty.


'How many times have I told you, ask before you touch my chocolate'.


'Er OK', you better have this lot back then'.  Bounty emptied his coat pockets while Loulou, GC and Oldspice watched agaog.


A veritable waterfall of chocolate landed on the table including three Yorkies, a Kitkat and nine Mars bars. 


'is that all mine? Asked Loulou.


'Yes I was gonna give it back but...'


'But what?'


'I did it for a bet, BK said I daren't sneak in your room and nick at least a dozen choc bars.  He lost'


'Well you can just about go and take it back... and Bounty?'


'Yes Loulou?'


'Take my lipstick off Bounty'.


 


 

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« Reply #62 on: July 08, 2006, 09:24:29 am »

Lou wouldn't be seen dead eating a Yorkie and I don't think she likes Mars bars much either.


It should go more like this....


"Bounty" whispered Lou seductively.


"Yes Lou?"


"Take my dress off"


"Yes Lou".


"Bounty" (breathily)


"yes, Lou?"


"Take my underwear off"


"Yes Lou!!!"


"And Bounty"


"Yes Lou??"


"Don't let me bloody well catch you wearing them again!!".

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« Reply #63 on: July 08, 2006, 09:39:34 am »
It was a story!  Have you never heard of artistic licence?

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« Reply #64 on: July 08, 2006, 02:25:47 pm »

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Can't remember if I replied or not!


You did

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« Reply #65 on: July 08, 2006, 02:27:03 pm »
Quote from: oldspice

Lou wouldn't be seen dead eating a Yorkie and I don't think she likes Mars bars much either.


It should go more like this....


"Bounty" whispered Lou seductively.


"Yes Lou?"


"Take my dress off"


"Yes Lou".


"Bounty" (breathily)


"yes, Lou?"


"Take my underwear off"


"Yes Lou!!!"


"And Bounty"


"Yes Lou??"


"Don't let me bloody well catch you wearing them again!!".


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« Reply #66 on: July 08, 2006, 08:39:10 pm »
Oldspice you are so right and your version is far more likely to happen than bountys.
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« Reply #67 on: July 10, 2006, 08:01:13 pm »
You mean Bounty is more likely to get caught wearing your dress/underwear than you are to eat a Yorkie??
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« Reply #68 on: July 10, 2006, 11:48:09 pm »
Definitely.
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« Reply #69 on: July 10, 2006, 11:52:12 pm »

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You mean Bounty is more likely to get caught wearing your dress/underwear than you are to eat a Yorkie??


I think there is more chance of Bounty and dresses than ME eating a Mars Midnight !


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« Reply #70 on: July 11, 2006, 08:02:02 am »

Oh Yes?


Paulham the other one!

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« Reply #71 on: July 11, 2006, 08:44:42 am »
Cantankerous Old Crone

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« Reply #73 on: July 11, 2006, 11:14:34 pm »
Oooooooo eezz theezz Paulham you speak off?

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« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2006, 11:28:30 am »
He pipped off.