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« Reply #45 on: July 02, 2006, 11:27:54 am »

"Just one more traingle", thought Bounty, snapping off a segment of the nougatine chocolate, "Loulou will never know".


It was a sultry Sunday afternoon and the chocolate was soft and warm, traces of it were smeared across Bounty's mouth and he licked his lips, savouring the distinctive taste. 


Suddenly the front door went.  Bounty panicked.  He shoved the bar in to the bottom drawer of Lou's dvd collection. He pretended nothing had happened as Loulou walked in with arms full of condemned CDMs.


'Have you been at my Toblerone again Bounty?'


'No LouLou'.


'Then what's this?'  Loulou pointed out several shards of silver wrapper, which were adhered to Bounty's T shirt.


'Bounty, if you're going to lie at least hide the evidence'.  Oh well never mind, have a Cabana... have a Cabana...have a Cabana'.


As the words faded, Bounty woke up with a jolt.  It had all been a dream. 


 

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« Reply #46 on: July 02, 2006, 11:45:09 am »
maybe we should done own our self then?

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« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2006, 12:20:40 pm »
bounty I much prefer these stories.
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« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2006, 12:40:43 pm »
Good.  I like writing them 

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« Reply #49 on: July 02, 2006, 08:04:57 pm »

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bounty I much prefer these stories.


Yes, they're a great improvement!  Where's the Golden Cup version please? 

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« Reply #50 on: July 02, 2006, 08:08:29 pm »
It's a story of things forgotten.

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« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2006, 09:36:02 pm »

It was late afternoon, Bounty was bored.  He'd watched all his repeats of the Banana Splits and wanted something to do.  He felt peckish.  He went to the fridge. Peanut Butter - no.  Nutella - no.  Marmite - yeah whatever.  Just as he was about to close the door he saw something lurking at the back.  What was that?  He moved the jar of anchovies and... NO.  it couldn't be, where in the name of Lindt did that come from?  It was a bar of Golden Cup!  He rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't dreaming.


Just then Loulou and BK came home from mixed netball training. Hey you guys you're not going to believe what I've just found in the fridge! 


'Och there's nae more Midnights you had the last one remember', said BK.  'Ooh do tell', said LouLou impatiently. 


'Look!'


As Bounty brandished the bar their jaw droppd and GC came in the back door from the garden.  Seeing Bounty with the bar she went bright red.


'Er, er I was meaning to tell you', she said awkwardly.  'I've got a load more upstairs, they're on special offer at Spar, they...


But the other three were gone.  GC's bedroom was never quite the same after that.


 


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« Reply #52 on: July 03, 2006, 12:29:13 am »
Still think it is the Toblerone for number one.

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« Reply #53 on: July 03, 2006, 10:10:30 am »
  Thanks Bounty - love it!
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« Reply #54 on: July 06, 2006, 06:15:43 pm »

Remember, you have just one day left to submit your Top Five UK bars of all time!

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« Reply #55 on: July 07, 2006, 09:38:04 pm »
Three hours 23 minutes to go!
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« Reply #56 on: July 07, 2006, 09:40:04 pm »
How many people replied to you smurfy?
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« Reply #57 on: July 07, 2006, 09:41:35 pm »

Not enough as far as I'm concerned. If any non-voters moan because their favourite bar doesn't make the list I shall wallop them one!

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« Reply #58 on: July 07, 2006, 09:44:29 pm »
Yes no point crying after the event.
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« Reply #59 on: July 08, 2006, 12:14:15 am »
Can't remember if I replied or not!
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