Get pissed while you enjoy your favourite website! Open up a bottle of Bicerin and follow these simple steps.
Drink one shot when:
Black Knight rants about the CDM range
Bounty mentions Chocolate Utopia
Minty responds to a post with a smiley
Someone asks ‘what was the name of that bar with mousse in the middle and a Shredded Wheat style coating?’
Drink two shots if:
A woman with a 20 stone husband calls you fat
A new member a) asks the same question seventeen times within about three minutes or b) gets offended when no one talks to them in chat despite the fact that it’s empty
Someone posing as a genuine member plasters ads for their website all over the forum
Drink three shots if:
A new UK bar is launched
A bar is discontinued
You correctly spot an alter ego
Finish the bottle if:
Cabana, Fry’s Five Centre or the Milk Tray Bar are relaunched!