The Pope is on a special visit to see the Archbishop of Canterbury. Top secret. A special car meets him at Southampton airport and they soon hit the M3 for London.
"Excuse me but can you go a bit faster", asks the Pope to his chauffeur.
"I'm sorry your holiness but this is the speed limit in the UK, 70 max".
"Look", says the Pope. "Let's swap and I'll drive the rest of the way, I have full diplomatic immunity".
The chauffeur shrugs and the Pope gets behind the wheel and they are soon doing 100mph and join the M25 bound for Kent. After a couple of minutes a police squad car sees the limousine and puts on the blue lights and pulls the Pope's car over. One copper gets out and walks over to the limmo and the Pope winds down the window.
"Can I help you officer", the Pope says politely, "I am in something of a hurry". The copper turns as white as a sheet and apologetically waves the car on. Going back to his squad car the other copper says, "What's up?"
"You'll never believe who I've just pulled over?"
"Not the PM?" says the second copper.
"No even more important", says the first copper.
"Not the Queen?"
"No, even more important than that!"
The second cop looks startled. "More important than the Queen. Who then?"
The first cop shakes his head. "I don't know but he's got the Pope driving his car!"
