No, no, no, no, yes!
Errrr.....NO!
This week I have mostly seen Fry's Cream.
Who's that?
Jesse from the Fast Show. AKA Mark Williams?
OH! Suits you, sir!
Cadbury have replied and said it is not being discontinued. (Well actually what they said was 'we do not have any information to suggest this is a fact' - some customer relationese answer to cover themselves in case they decide to drop it next year and I email back saying 'you lied to me, my life is ruined' etc.)
I am pretty certain that Cadbury could not afford Nestle (they make loads of other stuff) and in anycase, the Monopolies and Mergers Commission would not allow it.
They have been talking about selling off the confectionery arm of the business though. I think Cadbury could just about get away with buying it, but then again it isn't that long since they bought Green and Blacks... Masterfoods (Mars) on the other hand might well be in the market for it.
A cunning plan!