Author Topic: Cadbuy Snaps (Read 13356 times)

oldspice · « **on:** June 11, 2006, 07:18:46 pm »

2 for 1 in Poundland. That means they work out 50p a pack. I got an orange one and a plain one to munch when watching football.

« **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2006, 09:14:40 pm »

Quote from: oldspice

2 for 1 in Poundland. That means they work out 50p a pack. I got an orange one and a plain one to munch when watching football.

Hey, it's no wonder you teach. With maths like that you'll go far!

(I'm sorry, my sarcasm is at an all time high. I was presenting an Elementary food hygiene course on Friday. One of the participants said " Do we get to sit with our books open for the exam?" and I replied " Yes and I shout out the answers if you're stuck" Unfortunately she thought I was being serious about the open book policy)

kevvosa · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2006, 12:17:40 am »

Quote from: oldspice

2 for 1 in Poundland. That means they work out 50p a pack. I got an orange one and a plain one to munch when watching football.

Careful not to wet yourself.

loulou · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2006, 12:24:37 am »

kevvosa you're obsessed with wetting .

oldspice · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2006, 08:09:42 am »

What is this? Lets get at Oldspice week???

Knighty, whilst talking about dim students, one of my treasures, did the following:

He was supposed to interpret and paraphrase the following passage:

Charles Babbage was driven by the idea of designing mechanical devices that could calculate multiple mathematical tables and he was iinspired by the industrial progress in the age of steam.

He interpreted it thus:

Charles Babbage was steam driven.

goldencup · « **Reply #5 on:** June 12, 2006, 08:49:49 am »

« **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2006, 09:28:53 am »

Quote from: oldspice

What is this? Lets get at Oldspice week???

Quote from: oldspice

Knighty, whilst talking about dim students, one of my treasures, did the following:

He was supposed to interpret and paraphrase the following passage:

Charles Babbage was driven by the idea of designing mechanical devices that could calculate multiple mathematical tables and he was iinspired by the industrial progress in the age of steam.

He interpreted it thus:

Charles Babbage was steam driven.

smurfboy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 12, 2006, 02:27:56 pm »

Quote from: oldspice

What is this? Lets get at Oldspice week???

Search me - I thought it was Call Bounty a Dirty Old Shagnasty Week.

loulou · « **Reply #8 on:** June 12, 2006, 06:27:51 pm »

kevvosa · « **Reply #9 on:** June 12, 2006, 08:10:49 pm »

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kevvosa you're obsessed with wetting .

Perhaps I should see a shrink

loulou · « **Reply #10 on:** June 12, 2006, 08:59:39 pm »

You keep wetting and you will shrink.

« **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2006, 09:58:39 pm »

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You keep wetting and you will stink of wee

That's terrible Lou!

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loulou · « **Reply #12 on:** June 12, 2006, 11:31:34 pm »

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I just love coffee revels.

That's amazing.

« **Reply #13 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:07:56 am »

Quote from: loulou

Cabanas aren't gorgeous, in fact they make me sick. I just pretend to like chocolate. I am more a salad (dodger) person really.

Ah! The truth will out!

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loulou · « **Reply #14 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:19:06 am »

Quote from: Black-Knight

I will never eat another Mars midnight as long as I live. In fact I'm giving up on chocolate altogether.

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Author Topic: Cadbuy Snaps (Read 13356 times)