Pretentious twats.
No, I definitely like their name for the baby more, Smurfy.
I can't help feeling the two names will get shortened to 'Shovel'!
Dig yourself out of that one!!
Surely some little bleeder in the playground will see the potential for rhyming slang in 'Shiloh Pitt'?
What ever happened to nice, safe names like Bert and Wilf, Vera and Dot?
You keep your sarcasm well hidden.