Author Topic: giant buttons recipe (Read 3081 times)

wjp666 · « **on:** May 31, 2006, 12:59:08 pm »

ok, i just gotta share this...

i bought some giant chocolate buttons the other day (big bag) and left them in the car overnight (not realising the sun was actually making an appearance the next day). 3:00pm the next day i retrieved them, and the whole pack had 100% LIQUIFIED! i mean it was a pack of molten chocolate! so, i fridged it for a couple of hours. then i peeled off the wrapper and ate it like a giant, oddly shaped dairy milk bar. but WOW! this was the closest thing to cholcolate heaven i have ever experienced. i have no idea what exactly happened during the meltdown/solidifying process, but it was truly amazing stuff.

i beg all of you to try the same thing. you wont regret it.

smurfboy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2006, 02:50:33 pm »

I did once when I was about eight and it was lovely!

minty · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2006, 03:32:53 pm »

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wjp666 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2006, 06:25:46 pm »

seriously - do it!

oldspice · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2006, 07:02:01 pm »

Got to find some sun first!

wjp666 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2006, 07:41:14 pm »

cant imagine a microwave having the right effect.

« **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:52:35 pm »

Hmmmmmmmmm. I see what you mean. Sitting on it whilst emitting a red hot fart probably isn't going to do much for the taste either.

« **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:57:43 pm »

" bought some giant chocolate buttons the other day (big bag) and left them in the car overnight (not realising the sun was actually making an appearance the next day). 3:00pm the next day i retrieved them, and the whole pack had 100% LIQUIFIED! i mean it was a pack of molten chocolate! so, i fridged it for a couple of hours. then i peeled off the wrapper and ate it like a giant, oddly shaped dairy milk bar. but WOW! this was the closest thing to cholcolate heaven i have ever experienced. i have no idea what exactly happened during the meltdown/solidifying process, but it was truly amazing stuff.

i beg all of you to try the same thing. you wont regret it."

There's a risk of liberating cocoanic subphotons when melting chocolate in this way. Might taste nice, but have you considered the implications?

loulou · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2006, 03:03:54 pm »

What implications?

goldencup · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2006, 07:08:25 pm »

Quote from: loulou

What implications?

The risk of liberating cocoanic subphotons, obviously!

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loulou · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2006, 08:20:12 pm »

I'll risk it. How will I know if I've got cocoanic subphotonsitis?

smurfboy · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2006, 08:32:08 pm »

I think Bounty has made it up so I wouldn't worry.

« **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2006, 09:50:56 pm »

Not at all. Cocoanic subphotonis results in enlargement of the genitalia in men and can cause random orgasms in women. This is a serious issue Smurfboy, please don't trivialise it.

smurfboy · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2006, 09:57:19 pm »

Sorry, I didn't realise the significance of this syndrome. Is there a charity I could make a donation to in recognition of my repentance?

« **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2006, 10:14:59 pm »

Doctors in the US are currently developing medicine to combat this tragic affliction.

I think you'll find a link at www.spuriousillnesses.com

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