Author Topic: Paul and Heather (Read 3767 times)

smurfboy · « **on:** May 19, 2006, 02:22:00 am »

Did you see it coming? Is she as much of a bitch as the tabloids claim? Or was it simply impossible to live up to Saint Linda?

oldspice · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2006, 08:07:44 am »

No, I think Paul got fed up with going home and finding her legless on the sofa.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2006, 09:41:43 am »

chocolate chick · « **Reply #3 on:** May 19, 2006, 09:43:07 am »

I did not see it coming as I thought they were very together but I saw a coloumist on GMTV who paints Heather in a ver ybad light. I think her name is Carol Matthews, she was on this years Fit Club. She was saying that Heather used to be a call girl and has married wealth before.

smurfboy · « **Reply #4 on:** May 19, 2006, 01:25:53 pm »

Carole Malone.

lemoneye · « **Reply #5 on:** May 19, 2006, 02:42:51 pm »

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat
in hospital talking to his mate.

"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold
digger?"

His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

chocolate chick · « **Reply #6 on:** May 19, 2006, 03:10:48 pm »

Quote from: smurfboy

Carole Malone.

Thats the one.

BONKERS · « **Reply #7 on:** May 19, 2006, 03:12:00 pm »

NICE ONE LEMONEYE!!!!!! Don't know much about them apart from the obvious, But from what I've heard she was a pain in the arse and apparently Stella hated her guts as well. Still if he loved her that much then thats his lookout. Still, she'll be quids in though. I bet he wishes he wrote up his pre-nups

loulou · « **Reply #8 on:** May 19, 2006, 04:43:27 pm »

It said in the paper she will walk (or in heathers case hop) away with 200 million which isn't bad is it?

oldspice · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2006, 09:08:48 pm »

Sex with Paul McCartney for four years and 200 million. Some women have all the luck.

loulou · « **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2006, 09:12:08 pm »

From Daily Mirror:

HEATHER Mills is so devastated over her split from Sir Paul McCartney the stress has put her back in a wheelchair.

The 38-year-old suffered a relapse from leg surgery she had four weeks ago, brought on by the collapse of their marriage.

Friends said Heather has hardly slept since breaking up from Macca, two weeks ago and has been in floods of tears. One added: "She's in a very low place."

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smurfboy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 19, 2006, 09:48:38 pm »

Quote from: loulou

One added: "She's in a very low place."

loulou · « **Reply #12 on:** May 19, 2006, 09:49:50 pm »

Obviously her wheelchair is low.

minty · « **Reply #13 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:29:54 pm »

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loulou · « **Reply #14 on:** May 25, 2006, 09:05:10 pm »

Sir Paul must have been stupid to think she married him for anything else than his money.

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Author Topic: Paul and Heather (Read 3767 times)