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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2006, 01:07:00 pm »
No - how did I miss that?  I'm an Eggheads addict!
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« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2006, 01:09:37 pm »

We have it in at work - brand new and free to borrow.  I don't think I'll bother....

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« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2006, 02:24:54 pm »

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No - how did I miss that?  I'm an Eggheads addict!


Oh I'm an Eggheads addict too, gc. Jade's episode could have been the one that was late due to the snooker. 


Jade was captain of her team Uglys; they were all young girls working at her beauty salon. They all lost their rounds so just Jade was left at the end to face all the Eggheads. She somehow (more by luck than judgement) answered all three of her questions correctly and it went to a tie-break.


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« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2006, 02:37:38 pm »
Hmm, either I missed it or I wasn't paying attention to who she was.  I often only listen to it while cooking, rather than actually watch it.
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« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2006, 02:38:16 pm »
You couldn't miss that voice. You hear her before you see her!
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« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2006, 08:09:38 am »

I have just read in my local paper that Jade is coming here to Waterstones to sign her autobiography! The local paper printed a list of stupid questions she has asked/answered and announcements she has made.


Apparently, on BB, she told another contestant "They're making me an escape goat".


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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2006, 08:57:08 am »

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Apparently, on BB, she told another contestant "They're making me an escape goat".


 Indeed she did oldspice. But this was my favourite of her BB conversations (sorry it's a bit long)


Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of gondolas, pushing it around?"
Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?"
Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge."
Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?"
Spencer: "No!"
Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?"
Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam."
Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London."
Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London."
Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew Birmingham weren't in London."
Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?"
Jade: "No..."
Spencer: "Cambridge is a city."
Jade: "But we've got a city in London."
Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city."
Jade: "Of where? Kent?"
Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?"
Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire."
Jade: "So not Kent then?"
Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia."
Jade: East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?"
Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?"
Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?"
Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are."
Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it?"
Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different."
Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?"
Spencer: "Germany..."
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« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2006, 10:12:47 am »
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« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2006, 10:14:14 pm »

 



Good God, can anyone be that ignorant? She must be having us on.


 

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« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2006, 12:39:51 am »
Sadly not.
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« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2006, 11:05:46 am »
I was just about to say that. I think the things she comes out with she genuinely believes.

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« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2006, 04:44:06 pm »
I think she is very thick but also plays on it too.
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« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2006, 06:04:58 pm »

Well let's face it, if you can earn all that money by being so empty headed - and stupid enough to broadcast it so widely, we must be doing something wrong. 

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« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2006, 08:23:07 pm »

Apparently her accountant embezelled £50k from her and she didn't notice. As Carole Malone put it in The Mirror, 'anyone who's stupid enough not to notice 50k has gone missing didn't deserve to have it in the first place!'

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