I've never tried one of these, but judging from the whopping score it gets in the pole (9!), I think I really must have missed out!
Were they that great? What was so good about them?
Were they a bit like Curly Wurlys (chewy and a bit of chocolate)?
10 x chewier than anything else on the planet.
They had to boil the monkey-heads for days.
Texan bars are way over rated. A case of false memory syndrome if ever there was one.
NOT.
NOT