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« on: March 29, 2006, 05:18:16 pm »
Apparently 70% of burglars are illiterate.  So if you go out, hide your savings in a book.

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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2006, 05:19:26 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2006, 06:33:08 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2006, 06:52:37 pm »
Can't afford expensive sushi? Simply go to a chip shop and buy much cheaper battered fish, wait for it to go cold and then pick the batter off.
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2006, 10:40:01 pm »
smurfy that's not new. I've done it for years.
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2006, 08:08:41 am »
You can't beat opening a tin or sardines.
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2006, 03:42:12 pm »
Save money on heating bills by charging your neighbours to do their ironing. The heat from the iron will keep you warm when you turn the radiators off, and you can make extra cash at the same time!
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2006, 05:56:52 pm »
 or you can ask your mum!
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2006, 11:13:36 pm »
Go shopping with a friend who has the same tastes as you. Get them to buy all the buy one get one free products and help yourself to some free shopping!

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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2006, 06:56:32 pm »
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