They better send me a big book of vouchers. Surely you'd all like free chocolate too.
I'm sure they will. And maybe the government will turn around and say 'hey, we've been charging you poor sods far too much in tax. Have a year on us'.
Certainly not. It would simply be good customer relations if they did something nice.
So they just give vouchers to everyone? All 57 million residents of the country, even those who've never bought a bar of Cadbury's in their lives?
Well, they can start by getting rid of that CDM with....., sh*te!
Won't happen. It's a very successful marketing strategy.