Author Topic: Worst film ever (Read 2564 times)

smurfboy · « **on:** March 12, 2006, 04:04:26 pm »

What in your opinion is the worst film ever made?

My vote goes to a Reg Varney film (to be honest I could finish the post there!) called 'The Best Pair of Legs in the Business'. He played a drag act at a caravan park who's wife was trying to leave him. He was obviously trying to show he could do more than obvious slapstick comedy. He couldn't. It was bloody awful.

Any more votes?

loulou · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2006, 04:05:03 pm »

The Blairwitch Project

smurfboy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2006, 04:07:11 pm »

Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! is also particularly bad. It's a farce that 'stars' Leslie Phillips and Joanna Lumley. I thought it would be like a Carry On, but they forgot to put the jokes in somehow...

« **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2006, 04:19:28 pm »

Titanic.

Mind you, when Kate Winslett got out her thrupnies I gace it a quick appraisal.

goldencup · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2006, 04:28:33 pm »

I'm with you there Black-Knight! (About the film I mean!)

oldspice · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2006, 04:36:36 pm »

Anything with car chases, guns, American accents you can't understand and screaming women. Take your pick.

« **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2006, 04:37:54 pm »

Quote from: Black-Knight

Titanic.

Mind you, when Kate Winslett got out her thrupnies I gace it a quick appraisal.

Good grief, i'm even slevering when I type about her!

« **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2006, 04:38:22 pm »

Quote from: oldspice

Anything with car chases, guns, American accents you can't understand and screaming women. Take your pick.

« **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2006, 05:26:45 pm »

The Blob was quite bad and was given a XXX rating for hits horror content at the time. The Telly Tubbies are scarier.

Jaws III was incredibly bad. It was almost a spoof but I think it did intend to be a serious sequel.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2006, 06:31:49 pm »

Quote from: Black-Knight

Titanic.

Mind you, when Kate Winslett got out her thrupnies I gace it a quick appraisal.

I aggrees that was sh*t film I was is uck at at the box office!

Nikkers · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2006, 08:42:40 pm »

vanilla sky with tom cruise. i didn't know what the hell was going on

oldspice · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2006, 06:58:26 am »

Jaws III was indeed bad. For horror, look no further than Slither.

« **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2006, 07:31:44 am »

Does anyone remember the guy who had the prison uniform on. He was some sort of comedian and he used to say 'slither' and 'spook'. Can't remember his name. Was mid-late eighties.

smurfboy · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2006, 03:37:40 pm »

I thought Pearl Harbour was atrocious. If you don't like Titanic for god's sake don't watch this; it will make you long for Leo and Kate!

babygirl · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2006, 08:13:50 pm »

I really dislike all the star wars films and all the batman films thought they were terrible!!

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Author Topic: Worst film ever (Read 2564 times)