Shopkeeper: A Cadbury Dairy Milk with sawdust filling egg? Yes I have loads. That'll be £37.88
Poor Sap: Tremendous! Have you also got the one with a hint of turd?
Shopkeeper:what? Bournville?
Poor Sap: Yes.
Shopkeeper: £44.55.
Poor Sap: smashing I'll take 14!
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