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minty · « **on:** March 02, 2006, 12:48:16 pm »

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Forth Bridges · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2006, 01:07:08 pm »

EVen shorter!

#once upon a time.

a dog foudn a bone!

he lived happly ever after!

goldencup · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2006, 02:00:12 pm »

I prefer Minty's version.

smurfboy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2006, 02:09:25 pm »

Quote from: minty

The world's shortest fairy tale ...

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said,"No"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The End.

Then she realised she had no money to pay for anything, went bankrupt, and married a very rich gullible man twice her age with a heart condition...

goldencup · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2006, 02:11:15 pm »

That's an even better version!

minty · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2006, 02:27:13 pm »

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Forth Bridges · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2006, 02:29:22 pm »

don't she end in cournt trying to keep the money?

smurfboy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2006, 02:30:21 pm »

And on the cover of Playboy...

loulou · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2006, 05:12:07 pm »

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Author Topic: Fairy tale.. (Read 1394 times)