I worked with a woman who went to Benidorm every year for 2 weeks of sitting by the pool. She would always be pleased that she had knitted an arran jumper while there but never had any photos or anything to say about anything but the hotel bar and pool.
I also hate people who measure how good their holiday was by their tan.
My friend went to Egypt at Christmas. When I asked how it was he said 'yeah, it was great - we didn't bother with all the 'touristy' things like the pyramids...'