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Offline smurfboy

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« on: February 26, 2006, 11:21:30 pm »

What is the point of these people who go on and on about their kids? Parents who think because their kids are the centre of their universe, they should be the centre of everyone elses. 'Look, this is the sh*t my baby just did in its nappy - isn't it brilliant?' Neuter the buggers!

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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2006, 11:29:01 pm »

I know many people who have changed so much since having kids and it becomes their only topic of conversation. I know too much about prices of school uniforms and which nappies are best and I really don't care.

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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2006, 07:00:08 am »
When my children were yound enough to be collected from school, a lot of the mums would stand around exchanging titbits of information about which reading book their child was on, which after-school activitities they did and so on. It was just one big competition to see who could have the cleverest, busiest kid.
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2006, 10:02:30 am »

Oh yes, I remember that well!  I used to arrive at the last possible second (it wasn't unusual for my kids to be the only ones left in the playground, poor neglected waifs!) so I didn't have to get involved in these conversations.


My boss has recently had her first baby, aged 41.  Until that time she got very cross if anyone talked about their children or needed time off for anything relating to them.  All of a sudden, she talks about nothing else but her baby.......

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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2006, 01:34:05 pm »
Give her a slap.
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2006, 12:45:13 pm »
I find a lot of the time i have "Parent Borism" thrust upon me - that is to say often the first thing anyone says to me is "How are the girls?" etc and i have little choice but to follow on...

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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2006, 12:48:09 pm »
I personally like taliking about my children there my world but i would't bore people all day with tips on waht nappy's to use or which wipes are best but my girls are everything and i don't care how many people ask me about them i'll always be happy to be obliged..

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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2006, 12:52:11 pm »

So am i - i was just saying i would never intentionally do it...


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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2006, 01:12:10 pm »
i was round a mutual friends house the other week (ppl i barely know), and they insisted on showing me a video of the birth of their latest sprog. that is NOT normal... i dont how how 'natural' it is!
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2006, 01:12:59 pm »
Not normal at all!!

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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2006, 01:20:14 pm »

I'm sure woman feel differently about there children than men do...


If the football is on or the simpsons there is no chance of them giving you a hand with nappy changing!!


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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2006, 01:21:36 pm »

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i was round a mutual friends house the other week (ppl i barely know), and they insisted on showing me a video of the birth of their latest sprog. that is NOT normal... i dont how how 'natural' it is!


 

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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2006, 01:26:12 pm »
all that heaving and squeazing and blood and mucus... its not right. it was like watching a car wreck.
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2006, 01:32:42 pm »

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all that heaving and squeazing and blood and mucus...


And that was just you watching it! 

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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2006, 01:32:49 pm »
I do help - even when football or family guy or simpsons or futurama is on...