Author Topic: not had a JOKE post in a while... (Read 10290 times)

minty · « **Reply #45 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:34:06 pm »

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wjp666 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:36:08 pm »

oh dear. from my point of view i can see it. hmm.

wjp666 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:37:13 pm »

lets try a different one...

minty · « **Reply #48 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:38:18 pm »

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wjp666 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:42:45 pm »

i just inserted a different picture file from a different place. awkward, but ususally works.

minty · « **Reply #50 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:44:32 pm »

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wjp666 · « **Reply #51 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:51:25 pm »

oh yes, always. all virus' gone, but my harddrive constantly 'flashes' now. so something need fine-tuning.

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #52 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:56:40 pm »

I can see it - a chalk outline of King Kong.

wjp666 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 03, 2006, 03:57:28 pm »

thats the one.

wjp666 · « **Reply #54 on:** March 03, 2006, 11:35:52 pm »

"My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic!

We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to Have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!" "

goldencup · « **Reply #55 on:** March 06, 2006, 09:14:29 am »

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"

« **Reply #56 on:** March 06, 2006, 09:20:26 am »

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar

etc etc etc

smurfboy · « **Reply #57 on:** March 06, 2006, 12:57:48 pm »

How's the retirement from the forum going Bounty?

Lime Candy · « **Reply #58 on:** March 06, 2006, 01:01:41 pm »

A grizzly bear walks into a bar.

He says, "Vodka............................................... and coke, please"

The barman says, "Why the big pause?"

minty · « **Reply #59 on:** March 06, 2006, 01:29:08 pm »

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