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Offline loulou

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« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2006, 09:42:05 pm »
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« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2006, 02:21:11 pm »
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a bitch called back."
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« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2006, 02:58:35 pm »
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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2006, 03:02:41 pm »

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« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2006, 03:08:51 pm »

While we're on the blonde jokes...


A blonde is walking along a riverbank. Just as she passes the bridge she spots an ice cream van on the other side. She fancies a 99, but being a bit thick, hasn't spotted the bridge. Then she spots another blonde by the ice cream van. 'Yoohoo!' she calls. 'How do I get to the other side?'


The other blonde rolls her eyes. 'You stupid bimbo', she shouts back. 'You ARE on the other side!'

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« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2006, 03:24:09 pm »
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."


Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"


Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.


The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.


She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."


The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"


Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.


By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.


She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."


The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2006, 03:26:26 pm »
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« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2006, 03:30:05 pm »

That joke is originally an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke


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« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2006, 03:32:20 pm »
i'll bet theyre all interchangeable
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« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2006, 12:32:59 pm »
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« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2006, 12:40:18 pm »

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« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2006, 02:02:51 pm »
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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2006, 10:18:48 am »
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2006, 10:28:18 am »
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« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2006, 03:31:26 pm »

 


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